caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via green-marshen-men)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via pizza)

inspirationfitspiration:

Sometimes you just need that extra brownie or that extra bowl of pasta or that extra slice of pizza. Sometimes you need a day of laying in bed watching your favourite tv show over and over again with a bowl of ice cream. Sometimes you don’t need to go for that run or go to the gym. Sometimes the unhealthiest option is by far the healthiest option. Nourish your soul and mind.

(via twistedwingtips)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via pizza)

shisno:

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

(via spoken-not-written)

Anonymous:
u have cute freckles

forebidden:

i fuckin hate my freckles :/

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via selfiecentered)

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy, via selfiecentered)

sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

(via pizza)

spiritualevolution1111:

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

I concur.