beautyandthewes:

I’m going to message every single one of you.

(via do-i-make-a-sound)

vietnamesecrystal:

when someone you really like unfollows you

(via let-your-tears-spill)

toluspencer:

(via let-your-tears-spill)

mychemcalromance:

roses are red

tumblr is blue

nobody likes you

so fuck off yahoo

(via let-your-tears-spill)

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

(via twerkforpotatoes)

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via mollychap)

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

(via mollychap)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via mollychap)

i love boys

(Source: leteti, via smokmarinara)

i hate boys

(Source: lohansanity, via smokmarinara)

behavingisoverrated:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

(via let-your-tears-spill)